I thought I would tell this scary story about these two lovers who went down to this old park to have some nookie one night. Jeff and Joanne were their names. They were both just sixteen years old and he was driving his dads beat up old station wagon. I think it was probably a late 1970’s model. The wagon was beige and had a wood panel siding. Jeffrey’s dad told him to be careful and not to mis-judge the length of the vehicle.
The park that they were going to was notoriously known around the city as the Brookside Grotto. IT was about a 15 minute drive past the perimeter of the city, and during the day time was actually quite a nice park to picnic in. There was a 3 acre lush green field complete with baseball diamond in one corner, and soccer posts on either side. Basketball courts, a public washroom that saw no humans ever in it and stone fire pits strategically placed around a beautiful lagoon. Rocks built into the side of a 30 foot deep grotto lead down to the lagoon and there lived a large variety of creatures from frogs and bugs to small woodland furry ones. These included rabbits, squirrels, chipmunks, muskrats and even deer. The park was also a protected natural resourceful place for an abundance of birds and surprisingly there were hundreds of different species that made their home in this park and its surrounding areas.
Jeffrey had gone with his family to a reunion picnic there and had enjoyed himself so much he made a note to himself to remember what roads his father had taken to get them there. This was the very same route he was taking Joanne down now. Fleetwood Mac was playing on the radio, Joanne and he were both drinking cold cans of Labatts Blue beer and Jeffrey couldn’t wait to get to the park so they could park, drink some more, blast a few joints and have some fun. It was just starting to get dark outside when they finally arrived. Jeffrey thought the long road he had just come off of was only a 10 minute drive but looking at his car clock radio, he realized he’d been driving down that road for just over 30 minutes and wondered if he hadn’t passed the lagoon section. That was where he wanted to take Joanne and pop her cherry. She told him tonight was going to be the night, and also that she’d been on the pill for 3 months, which he knew meant it was kicked in and working.
Jeff pulled over to the side of the road when he saw how much time had passed and told Joanne that they may have passed the spot he wanted, and that he is going to turn around. Jeff pulled the huge boat across the road and turned it around. He suddenly stopped underneath a huge oak tree and told Joanne to hang on while he stepped outside quickly to take a leak. Joanne giggled and asked him for the weed so she could get some joints rolled. Jeffrey kindly obliged and jumped out of the car.
Joanne began picking apart the weed when she felt the back of the wagon go down like Jeff had leaned on the back bumper. She yelled for him to hurry up on into the car. Jeff didn’t say anything. Joanne turned around to see if she could see him and there was nothing to be seen outside the windows. She suddenly realized that it was also pretty dark now and she couldn’t see very far down the gravel road that they were parked along side. She leaned over towards the driver side and pushed on the interior car lights. That is when she saw the black goo dripping down the rear window of the wagon. What the hell is that? She wondered and like one of those idiots in a horror movie immediately reaches for the door and scoootches herself out of the car to go and check it out.
As she walks to the rear of the wagon she lets her eyes adjust to the light that she is getting from the inside of the car and follows the shadows to what she sees hanging at the end of the wagon from the tree. It’s Jeff and it’s apparent that he is dead. His pants and shorts have been removed and Joanne sees that his penis has been tucked in between his legs silence of the lambs style. He is hanging by his neck with a shiny silver lasso type of rope. In some sort of freakish haze Joanne notices that the rope glimmers like cinderellas glass slippers and that is when she realizes that Jeff’s feet have been cut off and his blood is draining out of him and dripping down the back window of the station wagon. His eyeballs have been cut out and half of his hair and skull has been scalped off, with what looks like a very jagged blade, as pieces of his ear are attached to his neck.
Trying to scream but not being able to even breath every thing goes completely white for Joanne and the next thing she knows she is laying on the gravel beside the station wagon rear tire. She raises her head to see Jeff still hanging there and able to scream now does so. At the same time she is hauling ass quickly to the driver side to jump in the car and take off. Every movie she ever saw seems to run through her brain at such an alarming rate she wasn’t sure who to be scared of anymore. In the few seconds it took her to get into the driver seat of the wagon she was already praying that jeff had left the keys in the car because she couldn’t stop thinking about his pants being missing and that she didn’t want to have to go and search for keys. She prayed that if God loved her she will find those keys in the ignition. It landed up that God did love Joanne and she fired up the wagon with shaking hands while trying to hold back bile, beer and the evenings dinner from coming up all over her lap.
The car started right away and she slammed it into drive and took off down the dark deserted gravel road. Her heart was beating so fast she began doing breathing exercises she learned in swim class to calm herself down. It wasn’t working and she sped up. She kept looking in the review mirror and all she could see was the dark stains. She kept on driving. When was the road ending? She turned on her high beam lights and realized that she was turning them off. She quickly turned them back on again, and swerved a little on the road by doing so. She regained what little control she lost with the car and that is when she heard the thumpity thump thump sound. She looked into her side mirror and a screaming devil faced man with fire for eyes laughed at her. A piercing evil bone curdling scream that ripped through her by way of her fingernails going straight into her blood veins and exploding into her heart. With what she thought was her last grasp of air her eyes wondered down to the devils body and saw that although she was driving as fast as the car could go, over 140 KM per hour (that’s about 100 mph) that demonic devil seemed to float without any laws of gravity or propulsion affecting him. He galloped along beside the car, grinning and shrieking and Joanne saw that his legs were the legs of a goat, and that his feet were hooves. Thumpity thump thump. She also saw that he wore Jeffrey’s jeans and at that moment she impulsively slammed on the brakes.
Due to Joanne not wearing her seatbelt, she was shot through the front windshield of the car and thrown 37.8 meters down the gravel road. No one knows whether she died when she hit the ground or by the impact of her head going through the windshield or by a heart attack just before she hit the windshield. All they do know is that there were goat hoof tracks all around the scene. And both Joanne and Jeffrey had their feet cut off, and no feet were ever found.