Today was one of those days you wake up and wonder what the day is going to bring, for the past 2 years all i ever do is think and plan for my future and take everything step by step, but when it comes to planing and actually doing something they are definitelytwo very different things. sometimes i feel as if i push my life to the side to help everyone else, who am i kidding FEEL, I DO!! lol everyone and anyone who knows me knows i would give them the shirt off my back if they needed it, and don’t get me wrong i love being the person i am today and i love having people come to me when they need help or when they are in stressful situations because thats who i am, im a helper, but sometimes i feel as if i have gotten to caught up in always being there for everyone else that i never take the time for me. yes i know selfish and inconsiderate but maybe sometimes you need to be in this world.. everyone and i mean everyone always thinks of themselves first before others (besides parents of course), and hey there’s nothing wrong with thinking about yourself! but to me i always thought that if everyone took a second to think about someone else and how they feel, it wouldn’t be so bad! but anyways!  getting kicked off this computer but that was on my mind today =)

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I just had to respond to that silly article that aux posted on the itsa vote up.. so here goes.

46 things that men should know by now, but apparently still dont. Listen up..

1. If you think you are bald, you are. There is no thinning, once you see the scalp you are doomed, get over it or get a rug.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat, Us women laugh when we watch you having to clean it.

3. Do not stop exercising. Ever. Men who are physically active are far more attractive than lazy sloths. One of the big reasons women fear getting married is that married men always seem to stop exercising, and by then, you are stuck with him.

4. If you forget a women’s birthday, valentines and anniversary best bet you will pay 10 fold for it. It’s much more financially wise for you not to forget these dates.

I’ll agree that numbers 5 and 6 work both ways.

7. Be prepared to say what you are thinking upon command. We know what you are thinking anyways, and will catch you lying if you don’t just fess up.

8. Sunday=Family day. You’ll watch sports when your wife doesnt have time for you.

9. Shopping is a sport, and you best work hard to keep your wife in tip top shape.

10. When we have to go somewhere, You Will Take A SHower and Clean yourself Up.

11. We can never have enough clothes

12. You have too many toys

13. name-calling is immature

14. you are the idiot ex-boyfriend of some women you were with before your wife.

15. since the attention span of a man is so limited when it comes to important things, and so focussed of meaningless idiot things, hints are required as constant reminders.

16. Men know what day it is, you just need to relate it to something that they are interested in (who’s playing baseball tonight? - no one, its monday night football etc)

17. men who miss when they pee suffer from tiny seizures that could lead to impotency, and therefore should have this checked out immediately.

18. any women who is asking a man what pair of shoes she should wear is clearly only trying to make him feel involved in her choice of attire. Take it for what it is, pity conversation.

19. I’ll agree, yes and no are perfectly good answers to any question. A really smart women can have her man trained to know these types of answers with just a look.

20. that would be fine if men were not the cause of 99% of the females problems.

21. a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem all right, but the problem lies within the man. Perhaps a bath or a diet might be in order.

22. Everybody knows that a foreign film only becomes foreign when it is shown in another country. *rolls eyes*

23. there are gas jockeys who are paid to check oil ffs.

24. that is an out right lie. men turn emo when they think they have failed in the sex department, no women wants to put up with a whiner.

25. wtf, did a teenager write this? quiz’s are for kids.

26. definitely written by a teen. oh ffs.

27. I’ll agree with this, and i’ll see your null and void comments after 7 days and raise you 3 days and all broken items non-replaceable.

28. if you wont get a job, then don’t expect pretty much of anything.

29. men are not complex enough to communicate to express multiply conclusions.

30. Let us also ogle, and know that the vision we hold will replace that of your own for weeks on end, especially in the bedroom department.

31. Duh~

32. Most men need to be told how, when and why to do things. thats just the nature of man.

33. men who watch television all the time need not be married.

34. As a matter of fact, chris did need directions,and he took them from his Queen. She told him Exactly where to go, thank you very much.

35. women in low cut blouses and wonderbras are not the women who are complaining about having their boobs stared at. get a brain.

36. If more women wore wonderbras, that company would still be selling supportless bras.

37. Of course it wont be. the first two months you are still using your representative.

38. Blah,, men are color blind.. what is this crap about 16 bit colors.

39. Pumpkin is what they called your head when you were a kid.

40. If it itches, you need to take a bath.

41. More men get excited over handbags then women do.

42. Because it really isnt’ YOUR house *rolls eyes*

43. You may not be mind readers, but you certainly can fail in the consideration department. Any women knows that if a husband paid attention to all the hints he is contantly given, it would certainly showed he cared.

44. If you ask what is wrong and we say nothing, know that we are most likely cheating on your lazy, inconsiderate ass and that your days are numbered.

45. if you hear from an old girlfriend and begin fantasizing, know that your wife will also be fantasizing, however, you wont be included in it.

46. What state makes it legal to divorce a husband for being a total ass? ALL OF THEM

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